Ever felt like listening to every line the people say in Perfect Dark? Well I did!
After a long while, I found out the script of most of the characters. This is a great
thing to look at if you have already looked at everything else on my site.
Man are the people in the Carrington Institute ever rude, impolite and plain mean. The
person in the Holotraining Room and the one in the hangar, especially, are outrageously
annoying and frustrating. Apart from being mean, they all (exeption: Carrington) seem to
have a British accent (even Joanna). Finally, I would just like to point out that the ones
sitting at the computers usually say approximately the same thing and are the less mean of
the bunch.
| Joanna Dark (Sheepish, light, British accent) |
-Hello. -I’m here to pick up the equipment (disguise training). |
| Daniel Carrington (moderate voice) |
-Hello Joanna. -We’re all very proud of you, Jo. -Please don’t do that Joanna, it worries me! -I’m a little busy at the moment, agent Dark. -Joanna! Were did you spring up from? We can now say that your training is complete (cloaking device training). |
| Standing guy in Target practice (regular voice) |
-AH! Our star agent! -I’ve zeroed the sites, the rest is up to you (whatever that means...). -Just leave me alone, would you! (gosh! what’s with him...?) -I’m expecting a good show - don’t let me down! -I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what to shoot at. |
| Sitting guy in target practice (half muffled voice) |
-Hi! -How’s it going? -Don’t you have to be somewhere?! |
| Male technician (Grimshaw) (sloppy, shy-ish voice) |
-Hi there (ehh - that long “there”). -Oh...uhm...hi-ya. -Hang out as much as you want Joanna, there’s a gap in my records. -Bug off or I’ll trash your security insurance (even though it is tough to understand what he means just like the one above, I sure can tell that it’s not to friendly!). -If you hear any info., let me know - I’m all yours. -”Know your enemy” that’s what I always say. (ya - like you’re a sage) -Your a looser (hey! same thing to you, buddy) -Here you go! Don’t drop it now (disguise training). |
| Female technician at the computer (High pitched) |
-Hello -Hi Jo (very high pitched). -Don’t you have to be somewhere?! |
| Female gadget training room attendant (Average female voice) |
-Hi there! -Hi Jo! (very high pitched) -Come to see me for some training? -I just don’t have the patience for this!... -Foster was looking for you, he’s in the firing range. |
| Male gadget training room attendant (joyful!) |
-Hi. -Hey there! -Don’t you have to bee somewhere?! |
| Combat training staff (friendly, well not what she says!) |
-Hi, what can I do for you? -Practice makes perfect, huh? -It’s really sweet of you to be so irritating (couldn’t that be more nice?). -Don’t you have a life? (friendly voice)...stupid question I suppose.(correction: this one is worse!) |
| Hangar dude (janitor???) (strict voice, meanest of all!) |
-What do you want?! (nice greeting...) -I just cleaned up, so don’t make a mess. -We were ready for you half an hour ago!!! (somebody had a bit to much sugar...) -I’m surprised you lived this long... |